Things to do instead of killing yourself / Tara Booth, Jon-Michael Frank.

"Instead of ending it all, you could paint a face on an egg and crush it, search for something that you'll never find with a metal detector or edit the moon's wikipedia page. 100 snapshots to help one live life, using dark humor and a focus on the inane as a vehicle for self-help. Featuring alternatives to struggling with poor mental health by way of untamed animals, positive affirmations and one-star yelp reviews."-- From publisher's website.