Trying : love, loose pants and the quest for a baby / Mark Cossey.

'Martha wanted a baby. Mark wanted a baby. What's the worst that could happen? In four years of baby-making boot camp, Mark and Martha face The Calender, the anti-wank chair, hostile cervical mucus, IUI, IVF and the possibility of being childless. Through a combination of ignorance and outrage, Mark overcomes the challenges of ejaculating into a small jar, stabbing his wife, having his sperm turn pink and group sex with whales, and eventually sees his and Martha's ultimate dream come true - a family of their own'--Provided by publisher.