Doctor Natural's high toy guide : a manual of cheap thrills, escapism and primeval wonder for heads and heads of departments / written by Don Baumgart ; illustrated by Chuck Dowd.

"This book is not gonna tell you how to grow dope inna old pair of shoes in the back of the closet with radiation from the T.V. set making plants 22 feet tall. No recipes for watermelon seed jelly that blows der top of your head and some of your ears off. Relax."--From page 6.