The triple plea. Law, physick and divinity, being in dispute, cou'd not agree to settle ,/ which among them three shou'd have the superiority. ... GWHWHNM sculpsit
Lettering continues: "Law pleads he does preserve men's lands/ And all their goods from rav'nous hands:/ Therefore the right challenges He,/ To have the superiority.// Physick prescribes receipts for health,/ Which men preferr before their wealth:/ Therefore of right challenges He/ To have the superiority.// Then strait steps up the priest demure,/ Who of men's souls takes care and cure:/ Therefore of right challenges he,/ To have the Superiority.// If judges end this triple plea./ The lawyers shall bear all the sway./ If emperics their verdict give,/ physicians best of all will thrive./ If bishops arbitrate the case,/ The priests must have the highest place./ If honest, sober, wise men judge,/ Then all the three away may trudge.// For let men live in peace and love,/ The lawyers tricks they need not prove./ Let them forbear excess and riot,/ They need not feed on doctor's diet. Let them attend what God does teach,/ They need not care what parsons preach./ But if men fools and knaves will be,/ They'll be ass-ridden by all three"