Oops!…I wrote a Britney blog post

26 August 2016

How does a record breaking pop icon relate to a medical, art and science museum like Wellcome Collection? The link may (quite rightly) be tenuous, but as the singer’s ninth album is released today, our Web Editor Russell Dornan has trawled the collections in celebration, looking for any connections he could find (no matter how questionable!)

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With …Baby One More Time Britney exploded into the charts.

Ever since Britney Spears erupted on the pop scene in the late ’90s, she smashed records and captured the public’s imagination. I still remember her first appearance on TOTP when I was 15 and how my mind was blown. Crowned the Princess of Pop, her debut single “…Baby One More Time” reached number 1 in every country it charted and is still one of the best selling singles of all time.

Spears’ subsequent work over the last 18 years has provoked controversy, earned her awards and immortalised her in pop culture forever. Today sees the release of Britney Spears’ ninth album. To mark the occasion I had a thorough listen through Britney’s back catalogue, looking for any links to our collections buried in her (very – ahem – sophisticated) lyrics. What follows is hopefully a fun and unexpected way to explore our themes and objects, whether you’re a fan or not.


Email my heart

Album …Baby One More Time
Year 1999

Remember when emails and the internet were still culturally novel enough to be cool gimmicks in a pop song?

“It’s been hours seems like days, since you went away,
And all I do is check the screen to see if you’re ok.
You don’t answer when I phone, guess you wanna be left alone.

I’ve paired these song lyrics with a composite artwork illustrating the search for health information on the internet. And you thought Britney had nothing to do with a medical museum!

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Internet self help – composite artwork. (Credit: Nanette Hoogslag.)

Dear Diary

Album Oops!…I Did It Again
Year 2000

As cheesy as the lyrics below are (the song itself is all about Britney telling her diary about a boy she likes), these lines struck a prophetic chord with me.

And it scares me
‘Cause I’ve never felt this way

The lyrics made me think about a diary in our collection. Bobby Baker began her diary drawings in 1997 when she became a patient at a day centre. Originally private, they gradually became a way for her to communicate complex thoughts and emotions that are difficult to articulate to her family, friends and professionals.

For the one below she wrote: “I was desperate to keep my normal life intact but my responsibilities as a working wife and mother sometimes felt like this.” This hits pretty close to the bone in the context of Britney’s experiences too.

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Bobby Baker’s Diary Drawings: Day 104 (Credit: Bobby Baker)

When your eyes say it

Album Oops!…I Did It Again
Year 2000

Even Britney knows how important our eyes are in communicating with each other. (She feels it too.)

But when your eyes say it
That’s when I know that it’s true
I feel it
I feel the love coming through
I know it
I know that you truly care for me
Cause it’s there to see
When your eyes say it

There was a lot to choose from when it came to the theme of eyes. What do our eyes say? They’re arguably the most important and communicative parts of our faces, able to get across a huge range of feelings and emotions, from the dramatic to the subtle. You can read more about facial expressions in our previous post.

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Eyes expressing various characters. Drawing, c. 1794.

Breathe on me

Album In The Zone
Year 2003

At first it seemed that Britney got a bit more risqué with this album. Until I realised this song was possibly about mouth-to-mouth.

We don’t need to touch
Just breathe

I’m not advocating that this song is the only training you need to perfect your rescue breathing technique, but the lyrics could have been written especially for this image in our collection…

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Rescue breathing is initiated using mouth-to-mouth technique.


Album In The Zone
Year 2003

One of Britney’s biggest hits, this song was originally offered to Kylie Minogue, pop fans. The song is about a lover who is likened to a dangerous, yet addictive, drug. So right up our street then…

The taste of your lips
I’m on a ride
You’re toxic I’m slippin’ under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic?
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic?
It’s getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil’s cup
Slowly, it’s taking over me

An easy link to make, I chose this pretty arsenic bottle. Although potentially highly poisonous, arsenic was used as a component in a range of treatments for many centuries.

Used in a pharmacist’s shop, this blue glass bottle is ridged, so the user would know by touch that its contents were poisonous if given in large doses. Coloured glass was also used to indicate poisons. 

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Toxic? Yes. Addictive? Unclear. Arsenic bottle.


Album In The Zone
Year 2003

I’m not sure the lyrics below were meant to be quite as macabre as the collection item they reminded me of.

It’s only your shadow
Never yourself
It’s only your shadow
Nobody else
It’s only your shadow
Filling the room
Arriving too late
And leaving too soon

For these lyrics I chose this pen and ink drawing by Joyce Cutler Shaw. On her website, Shaw explains “The skeleton and its shadows, the most durable and ephemeral traces of the human body, evoke the hidden and mysterious self.”

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One of the “Skeletons and Shadows” drawings by Joyce Cutler Shaw.


Album In The Zone
Year 2003

A more mature and melancholy song written by Britney, “Everytime” is simple and fragile.

And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it’s haunting me

Our current exhibition, ‘States of Mind‘, explores the edges of consciousness. The lines above vividly brought to mind one of the pieces in the show used to explore sleep paralysis.

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A perturbed young woman fast asleep with a devil sitting on her chest.

Touch of my hand

Album In The Zone
Year 2003

I’m not sure this song needs much of an introduction.

I love myself
It’s not a sin
I can’t control what’s happenin’
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand

We have quite a lot of masturbation-related material, mainly in the form of anti-masturbation objects, but I’ve chosen the one below instead. We’ve written previously about the contemporary rumours of doctors in the 19th century treating women for hysteria with vibrators. I won’t repeat that here, but you can read it here.

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Photograph of the a young woman using a ‘Sanofix’ Electric Vibrator.


Album Circus
Year 2008

I had never looked in our collections for anything relating to mannequins, so when I remembered this song I was excited about what I’d find. I wasn’t disappointed.

You can cry your eyes out of your head,
Baby, baby,
I don’t care, I don’t care,
You can cry-cry-cry again-gain-gain,
My face like a mannequin

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mannequin that isn’t in some way sinister. Even this one used as a teaching tool manages to have something very disconcerting about it.

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Nurses being lectured on bandaging using a mannequin on a hospital ward.


Album Britney Jean
Year 2013

Britney has a hugely successful range of perfumes. She endorsed her first one back in 2004: Elizabeth Arden’s “Curious”. (Incurably curious?) It became Elizabeth Arden’s top selling fragrance worldwide. By 2013 her fragrances had grossed over $1.5 billion worldwide and a bottle was sold every 15 seconds. No wonder her last album featured a song about it.

And while I wait I put on my perfume, yeah I want it all over you
I gotta mark my territory

From the 1700s onwards Paris was at the centre of the perfume and cologne business. At a time when most people did little to hide their ‘natural odours’, some who could afford it used eau de cologne as part of their personal hygiene routines.

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Glass bottle for eau de cologne, Paris.


Album Glory
Year 2016

A blues-tinged song from Britney’s new album, the lyrics below reminded me of a project relating to our ‘States of Mind’ exhibition. Called Sleep Stories, we asked our audience to share with us their stories relating to sleep (such as sleep talking, sleep paralysis, etc.). These were then embroidered and pieced together to form a quilt.

I hear you all night talk in your sleep
Saying all kind of things but none of them read
Keeping secrets under your sheets

The quilt below was created using our audience’s stories, but it was also visitors that did all the work over ten weeks. We are developing a digital version of the quilt that will allow you to zoom up close to the individual pieces and find out more about the stories behind them.

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The quilt we created with our visitors and online audiences.

So there we have it. I hope this jaunt through our collections via a selection of random Britney Spears lyrics was enjoyable. It made me aware of just how much anatomy/psychology features in songs: hearts, veins, minds, dreams, eyes, hands, bodies, breathing and more. But maybe that’s a future post…

In the meantime, remember you can wrap your ears around Glory from today!

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Russell is the Web Editor for Wellcome Collection and an unashamed fan of Godney.